toedragged:

hockey players are the dumbest people ever and i hate them so much i decided to make a masterpost about them BEING DUMB 

thank you for that information patrick.

BEWARE. YOUR JOURNEY INTO HELL STARTS HERE. 

(THESE ARE NOT MY GIFS, CREDIT TO ALL THE OWNERS.)

what

jeff skinner and dustin brown, the water bottle masters

HIS FACE AOFNADIGMPORTGKJRFJANDRGQRTG’SFGB 

“What is the most embarrassing song on your iPod?”

SO DUMB SO DUMB (and notice how the kid line all have jb?????) 

#same

#greatest twins to ever live 

goddamn it you two

you two are so freaking cute BUT SO FREAKING DUMB

geniuses hard at work on the ice

oh look another

guys that is not how you play hockey

jonathan toews: professional bowler

what is that face: angry or constipated? 

hallsy what are you doing why are you on top of the net please get off

best celebration; yes toe-ez good

chicago boys partyin it up (you guys are literally so drunk wtf)

how not to change lines: a book by the new york rangers

seems like the jets can help you out in that book too

good hit

DUMB BOYFRIENDS DANCING AND MOCKING EACH OTHER

bless your soul bobby

its ok to be gay guys

you’re too cute kesler 

that is not how you practice. stop. stop. 

uh

yes tyler thank you

hockey players are strange creatures that show affection in ways scientists struggle to understand

gabe. do you need to tell us something. huh???????

what the actual hell tyler WHYA RE YOU PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS I DONT UNDERSTANTTNRFD

what the hell jonny

jonny i want to know whether or not this is accurate omg

goalies are always the weirdest

thank you jonny

EXPLAIN THE WATERMELON PLEASE PLEASE HALLSY

I HAVE TO INCLUDE THIS BECAUSE THIS IS SO FUCKIGN ACCURATE IM LAUGHING SO HARD WAHT THE HELL OMG

TIM THERE IS NO ONE EVEN CLOSE TO YOU TIMMY PLS

that duck face is actually cute though

YES TYLER I’LL THINK ABOUT IT

jeffrey is u ok. does you need anything

geno please WHY

PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON HERE OMG

same jeff same

i feel you kessel i rly do

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and the best for last…

IN CONCLUSION HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE DUMB AND I HATE THEM ALL BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE THEM

BYE