twistedingenue:

skandrae:

spyderqueen:

canmakedothink:

berlynn-wohl:

allthegoodbooksaretaken:

dukeofbookingham:

lemonade-and-literature:

bookphile:

itsrainingmensheviks:

dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books

I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine

And then I’ll review your performance on several social media sites and ask for feedback.

I’ll also insert rectangular metal and paper objects into your body whenever I need a break from you, and store you on a shelf in my house

I’ll be done with you in less than a week and move on immediately. 

I’ll switch between you and others several times whenever it pleases me

I’m not going to spend any money on you unless you can tell me something I don’t already know about the Cold War.

I’m going to drop you and never look at you again if all you give me is stories about a straight white dude.

I will keep promising myself I’ll spend more time with you and then spend all that time reading fic on the internet instead.

I’m going to leave you, dog-eared, on the bedside table when I’m done with you for the night.

I’ll take you into the bathtub, accidentally fall asleep and drown you.