vuvuzelas are good. I own a three-piece collapsible of thicker and harder plastic than the cheapest ones available, in the Colors of the german flag, and I gave my dad half a dozen of the same Kind, for protesting nuclear energy, because with the gold-red-black, you can spray-paint just the red Piece in either yellow or black. Also, during the 2010 Worldcup, medium-Quality foam earplugs came to be known as Vuvu-Stoppers, and are absolutely essential for the Player and their companions to wear.

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The collapsible ones are also portable enough that you can keep it in your bag in case you meet a hate speecher on the go. Whipping it out and treating his earholes to your weapon of mass disruption singing him the song of your people would be very satisfying.

Yes on the earplugs. If you’re going to do this, please bring earplugs, and bring plenty to share.

I’d like to add to please only deploy your vuvuzelas when there is something (like hate speech) to disrupt! Don’t just blast them at protests and become a general pain in the earhole to everybody around you.

The redemption arc of the vuvuzela requires closely targeted use.