mhalachai:

carl-jung-lean:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,” 

i’m literally speechless

i would like to thank 2017 for giving me this.