deadcatwithaflamethrower:

jhaernyl:

sarahnevra:

forcearama:

legobiwan:

So apparently the Star Wars version of space jazz is called “jizz” and there’s a musical instrument called a “jizz-box” and Threepio auditioned to perform on this instrument at a cantina named (I shit you not) “The Wookie’s Codpiece.”

Thank you, Wookieepedia for…enlightening my day with this information. 

Ahem. Honestly, Star Wars.

My series of reactions here: 
1. This cannot be real 
2. Of course this is real 

My reaction:

1. I am not in the least bit surprised this is real.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

@the-last-hair-bender

@shadow-spires

@thebisexualmandalorian

@sanerontheinside

@punsbulletsandpointythings

Jizz-wailin’, conceived of in 1975, yo.