primarybufferpanel:

rainbowbarnacle:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

“some sort of gel emerged”

AHAHAHA OH WOW

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOD

YAY IT’S BACK ON MY DASH

“Jostling occurred for an extended period of time, then silence.”