violacakes:

dweeb-town:

rushingsnowy:

des-zimbits:

Now I challenge ANYONE to retell any piece of Jack or Bitty’s college years as a series of in-universe RPF callout posts

TO THE PEOPLE ASKING JACK ZIMMERMANN FOR AUTOGRAPHS IN THE STUDENT CAF: Maybe let the guy be a student? He’s here for his education not your fangirling or fanboying.

Props to his teammates for making a joke out of it, but, like, COME ON.

Found in the ask box of a fairly well-known blogger:

Anon asked: So I have a friend who goes to Samwell who said Jack Zimmermann lived in a frat house??? But never went to ther parties or anything (of course XD what a nerd) but like: a Potatomann fic? where Jack is a shy college student who somehow lives in a frat house and Tater is some drunk kid who like, accidentally goes into his room during a party and at first he’s really annoyed because he’s super sober but this tall Russian dude is just too cute to turn away and seems really intent on being his friend??? 

I posted it here on AO3, cw for canon-typical alcohol use! Hope you enjoy! 

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Anon asked: hey can you do a Zimmermann imagine where photographer!Jack shows the reader around Providence and has her model for his photographs?

Don’t do imagines, sorry!!! 

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jarsers190 asked: OMG just read your potatomann zookeeper au and i’m s c r e a m i n g not even my ship but like omg so good you might convince me 

BABE I TOLD YOU potatomann is REAL!!! glad you enjoyed though ily ❤ ❤ ❤ 

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tatrr-tots asked: DID YOU SEE that falcs face-off where potatomann was like, legit an old married couple??? “i’m not draw, i have… other skills” and jack’s faCE  

I KNOW THEY LEGIT JUST LOVE EACH OTHER AND CHIRP EACH OTHER SO MUCH these boys, omg omg 

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Anon asked: hey did u see that one of jack’s old teammates tweeted that jack was apparently helping him learn french? and that teammate has a boyfriend? what do you think?  

you do realize you’re like… the 9th person to send me this ask today… his teammate is not a public figure and like, i really don’t feel comfortable speculating on this? 

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pvd-hockeybooty asked: do you ever write jarse? 

i’ve answered this here and it’s in my faq 

Holster: Rans, i love you bro but I’m gonna need you to put your hand on your heart and swear to me that none of these Potatomann coffee shop AUs were written by you.

Ransom: Dude, shut up, you know I deleted my Ao3 account after we moved into the Haus with Jack because it was too weird. I now ship Jack only with Bitty, in a non-invasive way involving high-fives after loud sex noise nights, and no fanfic whatsoever. I’m clean, man.

Holster: OK so what’s with this Tater/Reader Olympics Village hurt/comfort I found in the printer last week?

Ransom: (starts speaking French, refuses to admit he can speak English for two days)