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By Foodydiy on Instagram

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

I used to have chocolate rock candy in my house and it was a bad idea because one time I tried to eat a rock that I thought was candy.