deadcatwithaflamethrower:

thequantumqueer:

Fact #1:
laser sights don’t help your aim; they’re highly inaccurate at any range longer than a couple dozen yards and only good for rapid target acquisition

Fact #2:
absolutely every precision shooter knows this

Fact #3:
almost nobody else knows this because movies have erroneously taught people that snipers paint a red dot on the target’s chest before they shoot them

Fact #4:
any nazi who notices a red dot on their chest while giving a speech is going to immediately stop talking and get off the stage, probably while shitting themself

Fact #5:
laser pointers are cheap, legal, and easy to conceal, and unless there’s smoke or dust or something in the air, theres no way to know where it’s coming from

“What? Laser pointer? Officer, that’s a toy for my cats at home. Why do I have it with me? Because when I get home, my cat expects attention immediately, and that doesn’t include allowing time for me to go get it from a drawer. Yes, officer, the cat is holding my furniture hostage to make certain of this. You know what fuckin’ cats are like, dude.”