1-Hello Naughty Trojans it’s Murder Time
2-100 Times a Therapist was Needed
3-This War Really Wasn’t Worth it
4-Fight Club but it’s just Achilles
5-Patroclus Didn’t Deserve this
6-Things Historians Pretend isn’t Gay
7-Nothing Means Anything we’re all Going to Die
8-Hector Gets his Ass Handed to Him
9-There is no Heterosexual Explanation for This
10-Fuck it up, Achilles
11-Someone is Responsible for this but not Helen
Additionally, 12 – She doesn’t even go here
Alternative Titles for the Iliad
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