deadcatwithaflamethrower:

flyingmirror:

sonnetscrewdriver:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.

This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET

Why not to understimate a Hufflepuff.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower I get why Helga chose them.

That is because Helga is a terrifying badass.