gallusrostromegalus:

luxtempestas:

antenna?

check. claws?

check. nonsensical taxonomy?

check. lets roll out.

Please behold the Completely Fucking Absurd Noise these animals make, which is Almost Entirely Unlike screaming  (still loud, mind your ears) :

M A J E S T I C

this only increases the ‘nature has a spare parts bin that occasionally falls over and produces weird shit’. other examples include: platypus