deducecanoe:

cynassa:

I desperately want a fic where Steve marries Bucky out of spite.

I don’t care why. Is it because Fox news tells him to come on their channel and speak out again same-sex marriage, and he just shows up dragging Bucky like ‘surprise motherfuckers’

Did he do it because ppl are trying to put Bucky in jail/facilities and telling him he’s not family, he doesn’t get to see him??? And he’s like ‘i’ll SHOW YOU’

Did he and Bucky promise to shack up together if they got out of the war alive and he’s like screw the universe, we’RE FUCKING DOING IT!!

All I want is Steve the ultimate human version of the ‘pick your battles… no that’s too many’  Rogers to bulldoze through any and everything bc he’s gonna marry Bucky!!!! he’s just gonna and you can’t stop him!

And no one except Bucky actually thinks he’s gonna, but Bucky knows that fucker. he sometimes thinks that the only way he ever survived long enough to become Captain America is out of sheer spite at everyone who thought he was better off dead.

I would like all of these.