deadcatwithaflamethrower:

lilyrose225writes:

tinytalkingtina:

lilyrose225writes:

tinytalkingtina:

lilyrose225writes:

lilyrose225writes:

brain:  …hey, so.  *nudge*
me:  dammit brain we’re busy, no we are most certainly not re-writing old fic just because you had a momentary itch!
brain: okay but it could be cool
me:  I KNOW THAT BUT WE’RE STILL NOT DOING IT

update:  am now looking for the particular fic in question with a morbid sense of curiosity if I ever typed it up

the good news:  can’t find it
the bad news:  that doesn’t mean it isn’t digitally out there somewhere, and there’s still the hard copy in my handwriting over there on the shelf

@tinytalkingtina can verify that my first attempt at smut was a) horrible, and b) entirely too ambitious by a third and pretty indicative of how I go about writing nowadays

I am tinytalkingtina and I can verify this statement. However her skills have vastly improved since then

y’all this is why @tinytalkingtina‘s still one of my closest friends after, what, a decade or so? and blundering my way out of the closet, and mangling the English language, and so on.  she’s still got my back on fics that i’d rather disown.

THE INTERNET DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY WEREWOLF STORY THAT WAS AN ELABORATE METAPHOR FOR MENSTRUATION. Ahem. That being said Lily is an excellent writer and I will fight you if you disagree.

can i disagree

is that allowed

I’m pretty sure best friends will fight their best friends in these particular instances, yes.