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I am woefully alone (though I do have booze) so are there any fun group-watch venues for the song contest?

Should I just spam the bejeezus out of my tumblr tonight? Block #eurovision if you vote ‘no’.

Also, important question: if you project things onto a dress and the projections change, does that count as a costume change

If you want to watch this madness with me, grab a beverage of choice and go here:

Denmark looks good. Beards and On Point eyeliner and a decent song

I am On Board with Austria. Catchy song

Estonia really fucking WENT for it with their opera singer, holy shit

Consensus is that the dress projections count as costume changes, by the way

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO DRESS

Did that same fucking stage crasher from previous years just manage it AGAIN? How does that guy still get into the event? (He stole the UK’s contentant’s mic for a moment. She recovered impressively)

German contestant is cute, in a ‘pet his head and give him tea’ kind of way. And I dig this song. It’s not a real Eurovision song, but it’s not bad and he can sing.

Check Albanaia wearing Bondage Formal 😀

What is even going on here, Czech Repub?

Denmark brought the eyecandy, the beards, AND a good song o/

Finland brought the dungeon vibe. Disappointed her hair was not a proper undercut.

Moldavia is cute. Fun stage show and very Eurovison song

Sweden was.. okay? It looked good, the stage show was fun, but the song was meh

Hungary, if you’re going to completely break genre, you need to actually hit your notes, sorry.

Israel is a… thing. Like, I haven’t decided if I like it, but it’s certainly memorable and batshit nuts in a Eurovision way and well-sung as far as I could tell.

Also, I cannot be held responsible for the Dutch entry in any way, especially the outfits.

Look Ireland, you gotta send Jedward. I’m not willing to accept any other Irish contestant.

Well, Cyprus certainly has the Eurovision costume vibe down.

Italy is… okay? inoffensive? And that was the last

Man, ESC is sorely lacking the batshit this year. At least we’ll always have 2007 Ukraine:

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