hellenhighwater:

audreycritter:

audreycritter:

dickgrysvn:

Give me Superman with an awful southern accent. Give me Clark Kent sounding like he grew up on a farm (oh wait). Give me Superman the Journalist using y’all and all y’all and ain’t. Basically just give me Superman from Kansas

And DEFENDING IT.

“No, Lois, it’s not bad English. It’s a descriptive grammar theory and it serves a linguistic function.”

“C’mon, Smallville, are you really defending your use of ain’t?”

“Some of us actually went to class in college. If y’all are gonna give me a hard time about it, I’m gonna fight back.”

Clark making that “oop” noise when he bumps into inanimate objects.

actually this would be a fantastic addition to his secret identity, because if Clark had a super strong accent but Superman didn’t, it would help with the whole, hey-have-you-ever-noticed-Clark-sounds-exactly-like-Superman? thing. 

also, he would totally make the oop noise. but if he accidentally bumped into an inanimate object it would probably crumple. Just picture Superman clipping a brick wall as he rounds a corner and going ‘oop’ as the wall collapses