thatswhywelovegermany:

sovietcigarettesandstuff:

bobbyhellstrom:

leandraholmes:

We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid: 

“Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!”

“Lord, throw some brains from the heavens.“ 

fave follow-up: “oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft.” – “or stones as long as he hits the mark”

Germans don’t fuck about.

my fave follow-up “und mache dass die Idioten es nicht aufessen.” – “and make that the idiots don’t eat it.”