Here. Have fun, because I sure did.
An example of my genius at work:
Bant Eerin is a freighter captain and Mon Mothma is a victim of sex pollen. They run afoul of the Hutts on Corulag. Optional plot: Camping happens.
These are fantastic!
I got Shaak Ti and Feral (THANKS FOR INCLUDING HIM, HOLY SHIT) being menaced by a rancor while camping on Felucia. Shaak Ti’s a Republic soldier and Feral’s an adopted Mandalorian.
… Adopted Mandalorian Feral has a whole lotta potential, given his brothers’ relationship with Death Watch.
I was thinking of your lament about variety when I made this generator. XD
I got:
Quinlan Vos is a trade-unionist and Obi-Wan Kenobi is an escort for hire. They are taken prisoner by the CIS on Mandalore. Optional plot: Zombies
First of all, this thing is amazing and almost every one of them makes me think or laugh. Second, I can see this happening, but why the hell would the CIS want that kind of trouble?!?
*cries* This is beautiful. Please, enjoy these highlights:
Anakin Skywalker is a university professor and Fives is trying to share the message from the Church of the Sacred Sarlacc. They are drugged and hallucinating on Arkanis. Optional plot: One of them is actually from the past.
1. Why and how did Anakin get put in charge of a class.
2. LOL.
Anakin Skywalker is a member of a royal family and Wolffe is unemployed. They are petting tookas on Bespin. Optional plot: One of them ALMOST gets hurt protecting the other.
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME PRINCE ANAKIN AND WOLFFE PETTING SMALL ANIMALS FOR NO REAL REASON.
Anakin Skywalker is a Sith Lord and Yoda is a musician. They are lovers on Falleen. Optional plot: One of them has inappropriate feelings
THIS ENTIRE AU IS INAPPROPRIATE FEELINGS.
Quinlan Vos is a diplomat and Quinlan Vos is a trade-unionist. They are lovers on Ord Mantell. Optional plot: Someone is wearing a tracking device without realizing it.
TWO Quinlans.
Padmé Amidala is a droid mechanic and Obi-Wan Kenobi is a member of the Grand Army of the Republic. They are helping refugees on Kadavo. Optional plot: Thrawn. Somehow Thrawn.
I am in favour of ALL the Somehow Thrawn. I would pay good money to die of the snark level with Padmé, Obi-Wan, and Thrawn in one room.
@deadcatwithaflamethrower I don’t know, for the weirdness?
I laughed until I was on the verge of crying. Utter win.
I got:
Mina Bonteri is a pilot and Feral is a fallen Jedi. They are old
acquaintances on Ryloth. Optional plot: One of them is on the run from
the law.&
Siri Tachi is an adopted Mandalorian and Barriss Offee spends time
picking up dropped credits in order to eat. They are being hunted by
assassins on Bothawui. Optional plot: One of them is planning on killing
the other.and will now spend a lot of time contemplating these things when I should be doing other things.
Especially that last one.