D&D Bird Alignments

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

lunasilverhart:

minoukatze:

probablyknightrpgideas:

wearepaladin:

momnar:

noodledog:

Lawful good- Hummingbirds. Just look at them and tell me they aren’t blessed paladins of all things good. You can’t.

Neutral good- Finches and sparrows. Peepers. Harmless.

Chaotic good- Parrots? Some are nice birbs but the screetches and the bites..

Lawful neutral- Red winged blackbirds. Insect eater, pretty songs but will heck you up if you get too close to their babies.

True neutral- Pigeons. Bob ya head and coo.

Chaotic neutral- POOTOO

Lawful evil- Shrikes. Birds gotta eat.

Neutral evil- Starlings. Fuck you for killing baby birds.

Chaotic evil- GEESE.

Go, little paladin!

Beautiful

Your next character is a Knight Hummingbird

Also chaotic evil: Seagulls. 

Have you ever met a hummingbird? They’re aggressive and cocky as shit. I’ve seen those little bastards divebomb hawks. Repeatedly. They’ll attack each other for territory and food. Or just for shits and giggles. They are manic little daredevils.They’re not Paladins. I’m not sure what they are, but they’re definitely not Paladins.

Hummingbirds are Chaotic Fuck You!

a) Please allow me to suggest corvids as Chaotic Neutral.

b) Cranes as Lawful Good?

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