sudden-arboreal-stop:

looselylesbian:

jumpingpuddles:

SG teams 2 onwards: we completed the mission and returned home on time.

SG-1: okay… that sounds fake but okay.

SG teams 2 onwards: No conflicts arose and there’s been no signs of any System Lords in the sector for the last 300 years

SG-1: Now you’re just LYING

SG teams 2 onwards: Nobody died on this mission.

Daniel: I feel personally attacked.