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OH and I get to work with my very least favorite co worker today. 

Lovely. 

I need to go make more tea. 

The driver coming in to pick up the recycling, who knows that we monitor the weather radar 24/7; “Are we going to get any more storms today?”

Me, who sits right next to a monitor dedicated to weather radar, since we watch for lightning strikes in the area, and call work suspensions if any lightning gets close. “There’s a few patchy storms around yet but the bad stuff is all past us.”

Driver; “Oh good. Have a good day.”

Me; “You too.”  

My dickhead co-worker, as soon as the driver walks out; “I didn’t know we were the fucking weather service.”

Me; “…he knows we monitor the radar all day and that I don’t mind him asking, and he was talking to me, not you, and again he knows I don’t mind, so chill.” 

Him; “Muttering”

The weird thing is that this dude USED to be an okay guy with a good sense of humor. 

But about a year ago, he started the keto diet, and he has lost a lot of weight…but he’s been a complete asshole since he started the diet. Just, will snipe at anything and everything anyone says. 

Eat some bread and be happy, dude. 

Oh, so his body is perpetually poisonning itself in a desesperate attempt to produce enough sugars for his brain. That’ll make me cranky too tbf.

I had no idea, but another comment here made me look it up and apparently major changes in mood are a Thing on keto. Like, a LOT of people become assholes when they go on a keto diet. 

I’m no expert on the long-term effects of keto diets but…like…that can’t be a good sign. 

Eat some bread. If anyone makes fun of you for being chubby, fuck ‘em. 

I cannot second this hard enough. For everyone following me who may not know that: the human brain cannot use any other form of energy that glucose and ketone bodies. If it doesn’t have any available your liver will make them, producing toxic by-products and working less efficiently to purge the usual riff-raff made on a daily basis by your metabolism.
Eat carbs. Fuck this fatphobic society.

I…did not know this. Holy fuck. 

Carbs are not your enemy, people.