notstars-doors:

Nicknames Tim Drake Has To Deal With:

– Timmy

– Timmers

– Timbo

– Timbit

– Timballina

– Timber

– Timon (“Dick.” “What?? He’s small, like you!!”)

– Tigger (“why???” “You’re bouncy!!”)

– Twitter

– Number 3

– Replacement (“that hurts, Jay”)

– Little bird

– baby bird

– third bird (“would you stop with the bird names” “you got yourself into this, turd bird, deal with it”)

– Tom/Ted/Tiffany (when Jason is particularly salty with him)

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It starts with just the Batfam, but the second Kon hears Dick say the word “Timbit” he never calls Tim anything else. It’s just downhill from there when the Titans catch on.

Poor Tim just needs a nap.