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If you hand those out on Halloween, you deserve whatever vile shit the kids do to your house

I can give these to my turtle

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE REASPN TO GET THESE: feeding a turtle

Vaguely threatening letter from Dole to the artist who made these.

Dole’s required to defend their trademarks or they might lose them. That vaguely threatening letter reads to me as “I have to legally say this but I don’t want to because I’m laughing too hard and they’re actually giving us marketing, but…I have to say it.”

It lowkey reads like they saw these and went ‘omg we can actually hecking use this idea to make an approximation of these things IRL(except bigger).

…Actually, to be honest, that wouldn’t be an entirely stupid idea. Like. Prepackaged carrots or w/e that could go into school lunches. Maybe with the whole hallowe’en theme.