*sniffs fanfiction like a fine wine*
Do I detect a hint of… bedsharing? Mutual pining perhaps?
Ahh…subtle undercurrents of fake relationships
I’m getting strong notes of slow burn and friends to lovers, with a touch of smut at the finish
*drops an enormous box wine on the table*
This is just smut. Entirely smut. This smut has never even seen a plot.
Yeah that’s my order
*rolls up with a growler of 16% craft beer*
OH MY GOD
*slams growler on the table*
THEY WERE ROOMMATES
*delicately sets 4-pack of violently neon green RTDs on the table*
Stuck in a car. In a snowstorm. Middle of nowhere. V. Cold. Only one character has a Big Fluffy Coat. Cuddling with a side of mutual pining. Best served with a slice of Things Mumbled While They Think The Other Character Is Asleep.*Comes in with a hand full of those tiny alcohol bottles you see at the checkout* onshots!
*Slides bottle of whiskey across the bar*
Enemies to lovers with a double shot of confused hate-fucking because lbr, no one’s actually hating anything about the fucking up here in this joint. Not even them.
*slams bottle of clear liquids with the lable peeled off and shot glasses on the table*
Identity Porn, babes! Adventures! It could be spicy it could be sweet, who knows? I mean we all know its vodka… but is it tho?
*holds a big mug of spicy hot chocolate with some foam art – is it a cat, is it a dragon? – under you nose*
coffee shop AU
*shows up with a selection of soft drinks*
Anyone looking for non-explicit fics?