broke-broken-breaking:

gaycaspian:

gaycaspian:

the lord of the rings gets a lot funnier when you realise that merry and pippin were stoned out of their minds a good half of the time

imagine you and your best friend both have the munchies so you decide to
raid the local farmer’s field when you literally run into your two of
your smoking buddies from the shire and they tell you they’re hiking to
bree to meet gandalf, who you know has some top quality hash stashed on
his person at all times, so you agree to go with them and somehow end up
on a thousand-mile hike to destroy a piece of evil jewellery in a
volcano. congratulations. you’re merry and pippin now.

Merry And Pippin Go To White Castle Minas Tirith

tikkunolamorgtfo:

mickveth:

thediscoursetree:

socialjusticecoachmcguirk:

toopunktofuck:

ayn rand failing to understand that sesame street is for young children

god this is missing the best part
JIM HENSON
I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea.

AYN RAND
Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve.

JIM HENSON
He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.

lmao

Savage

I can’t believe I never knew that Jim Henson straight up murdered Ayn Rand. 

ozzyozmcozman:

sensicalabsurdities:

patchworkheart:

natural–blues:

moonwaningcrescent:

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

If you’re a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.

If the answer is no, move on.

“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love

Except maybe not for sibling relationships because Wednesday likes to try to guillotine her brother.

no that’s just how siblings are