blanca-angelica-loveless:

Shuri when she finds out Peter fought Capt: How did you take down Captain America?

Peter in a terrible German Accent: I shot him in Zee legs because his shields zee size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot.

Steve: *looks down sadly at his shield*

Tony, dispite still not understanding that refrence:

giorgos12:

motherslockupyoursons:

unicornmunch:

flurle:

lunarynth:

never NOT reblogging this. When people say this, they’re implying that a mans natural state is ‘rapist’ – that when they see a woman, they must CONTROL themselves so they don’t rape them – as if they have no control over themselves because they’re some sort of sexual beast. 

YOU GO GIRL!

this is beautiful. c’:

preach it girl i feel you

ΦΙΛΗ ΜΟΥ !!

anarchetypal:

i was talking to my sister on the phone the other day and she has a tendency to talk for several hundred years so eventually i got hungry and grabbed a rice cake and started to Munch and she goes “what’s that” and i said “i’m eating a rice cake” and she’s like “oh gross you like those?”

and without thinking i said, “they satisfy my urge to eat packing peanuts” and what followed was seven full seconds of silence

like oh okay go ahead and pretend you’ve never wanted to eat a packing peanut you pretentious fool