biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

You say balsamic vinegar, I raise you traditional Chinese fish sauce.

halleycomets:

confession: i am Not sick of uptown funk at all i still throw down every single time i hear it and will for the entire rest of my life. catch me at 100 years old hearing “DUP. DUT DOODOOT DUT DOODOOT,” launching out of my wheelchair and screaming WOOAHHH THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD

thankgoodnessforme:

cardozzza:

lightnjoynstuff:

oakydokey:

honeygoblin:

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

@cardozzza

I love the mental image that tag creates

The bees when you give them the tea:

Former Edmonton Oilers enforcer Georges Laraque wins drag competition | The Star

queeraspuck:

A former Edmonton Oilers enforcer lip-synched his way to victory at a drag queen competition Friday.

Georges
Laraque won the $1,000 prize at the Montreal Pride event after
performing Whitney Houston’s I Will Always Love You in a wedding dress,
and promptly donated the money back to the festival.

“It was packed, it was insane, it was awesome,” Laraque told StarMetro in a phone interview Monday.

Laraque
was known as one of the National Hockey League’s toughest fighters
during his 14-year career, standing six feet three inches and weighing
over 270 pounds.

Although Laraque does not identify as LGBTQ, when
Montreal Pride reached out and asked him to enter last weekend’s
competition, he said the decision was simple.

“There’s
many people that still suffer today different types of discrimination
just because of their sexual orientation. I think that’s stupid in
2018,” Laraque said.

“It’s one thing to say you are supportive, but I’ve always liked to do it in action.”

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Former Edmonton Oilers enforcer Georges Laraque wins drag competition | The Star