trilllizard666:

littlemissonewhoisall:

comics-r-4-gurlz:

THIS IS THE BEST BONUS STORY MARVEL HAS EVER PUBLISHED!!!

It’s funny b/c Spider-Man making no quips is usually code for “someone fucked up and Spidey’s on the warpath”. That’s probably why the fourth guy just said “uh-oh”.

not to mention since all the guys are actually conscious and upright in the van, it heavily implies that the villains, in fact, had just surrendered in naked TERROR, probably while begging Spidey to not rearrange their skeletons

the fishbowl head guy is Mysterio, who’s tangled with Spider-man enough times to know that when he’s not quipping, it’s generally a VERY bad sign, akin to when Batman starts smiling or LAUGHING.

about every time Spider-Man’s been quiet, near silent, or completely serious, it’s usually because someone’s screwed with his family badly and he’s hit the breaking point, or cause one of his loved ones is in danger/hurt/dying

pieganspicedlatte:

Not to be a contrarian prairiean but even indigenous people who didn’t have technologies/structures which surpassed european standards at contact and impress by modern day standards still deserve respect. My ancestors were impressive in that they lived with a positive impact on the land, even though they didn’t build permanent houses or anything like that. I refuse to be judged by eurocentric ideals of inventiveness and accomplishment.

deafstarrr:

I just got a car and started driving again so I was thinking about some safety things for D/deaf/HoH drivers. One huge concern is the possibility of being pulled over and encountering the police.

I have a magnet similar to this on my car in case of that situation

I also keep a notepad and pen in my glove box with my insurance card and registration. I keep everything is in one place so I won’t have to reach around and look like i’m searching for “something”

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I also found this article with more information—

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2016/deaf-driver-safety-police-kb.html

Deaf Driver Safety: How to Deal With the Police – Health

Too many deaf folks have been killed by police, already. Stay safe!

(Hearing people are encouraged to reblog)

Blease tell me more about the beard thing bc if I were to make a campaign I’d fucking love for that to be a thing

nd43taags:

OKAY SO PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW SO I DID MY BEST TO REWRITE IT!

(I HOPE IT MAKES SENSE I AM VERY TIRED AND THIS IS A LOT OF TEXT.)

My HC for Dwarf Beards and Gender Presentation

So the first thing you need to know is the average dwarf will have a primary braid and a secondary pair of braids to either side of it.  These two sets of braids denote different things so

Primary Braid

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The Primary Braid is the large braid down the center of the beard.  Traditionally there are three recognized genders in Dwarven Society, though they do acknowledge an individual’s desire to express themselves in new ways.  A traditional 3-strand braid denotes male preferred pronouns, a 4-strand braid denotes female preferred pronouns, and a 2-strand twist denotes a non-binary dwarf with gender-neutral pronouns.  These are entirely based on gender expression and not related to sex or genitalia of the dwarf, which is considered a private matter that matters to no one but the dwarf and their mate.

It is possible for a dwarf not to have a primary braid, but this style is considered a time of transition or change in a dwarf’s life, and gender-neutral pronouns should be used until otherwise stated.  Some dwarves cut off their primary braid when moving away from their home so as to reevaluate and reinvent themselves in their new residence, but it is not something all dwarves do.

The majority of dwarves use he/him pronouns outside of all-dwarven societies due to gender stigma against female presenting dwarves by other species, but in an all-dwarven society the mix of genders will be fairly even.

To save timelines I put the rest under the cut, but I talk about more below!

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geminiloveca:

rohie:

“The low-maintenance woman, the ideal woman, has no appetite. This is not to say that she refuses food, sex, romance, emotional effort; to refuse is petulant, which is ironically more demanding. The woman without appetite politely finishes what’s on her plate, and declines seconds. She is satisfied and satisfiable.

A man’s appetite can be hearty, but a woman with an appetite is always voracious: her hunger always overreaches, because it is not supposed to exist. If she wants food, she is a glutton. If she wants sex, she is a slut. If she wants emotional care-taking, she is a high-maintenance bitch or, worse, an “attention whore”: an amalgam of sex-hunger and care-hunger, greedy not only to be fucked and paid but, most unforgivably of all, to be noticed.”

— Hunger Makes Me, Jess Zimmerman

Christ, this article made me legit well up in tears at work…

“Women talk ourselves into needing less, because we’re not supposed to want more—or because we know we won’t get more, and we don’t want to feel unsatisfied. We reduce our needs for food, for space, for respect, for help, for love and affection, for being noticed, according to what we think we’re allowed to have. Sometimes we tell ourselves that we can live without it, even that we don’t want it. But it’s not that we don’t want more. It’s that we don’t want to be seen asking for it. And when it comes to romance, women always, always need to ask.”

THIS. SO FUCKING THIS.

championoftheravenqueen:

knightsolaireofthesun:

jumpingjacktrash:

gemstone-enemas:

gemstone-enemas:

evans-closet-kingdom:

bubonickitten:

ravsy:

mrbiggsproductions:

siderealsandman:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

what-if-but-bear:

asriel-dreemurr:

transcoranic:

ethantherenegade:

shorthalt:

sagasofsundry:

fayevalentin:

sagasofsundry:

thebalancearc:

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

heroes’ feast

Mirror image

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dissonant whispers

counterspell

Vicious Mockery

Charm Person

magic missile

@tomthefanboy

Summon Elemental (Earth)

Delayed Blast Fireball

Polymorph Other

Psychic Scream

Astral Projection

This is my fav post.

Zone of Truth

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Intense Perception Check

Guardian of Faith

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Magic Missile as a 9th level spell

Expeditious Retreat

Comprehend languages

find familiar