Tag: 100% accurate

thrawn:

thrawn:

finnrey figure skater/hockey player au is valid but ONLY if rey is the hockey player and finn is the figure skater.. its the only realistic possibility

you think for an INSTANT rey “sweaty stick-wielding melee fighter” would be a pretty ice princess? you think finn “expressive face, thigh muscles and flawless skin” would be the jock? fucking Wrong

prokopetz:

I half-suspect that a big part of Batman’s enduring appeal is that nearly every possible Flanderisation of the character is funny as hell.

When most characters get boiled down to a single overriding personality trait, they just end being trite and annoying, but not Batman. I mean, we’ve got:

  • Compulsively Stealthy Batman
  • Ludicrously Overprepared Gadgeteer Batman
  • Standing on a Gargoyle in the Rain Monologuing About the City of Gotham Like He Kind of Wants to Have Sex With It Batman
  • MY PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD Batman
  • The Goddamn Batman
  • Grumpy Dadman
  • Adam West

… and every last one of them is a comedy gold mine.