Tag: aaron ekblad

okay so,,,, i want to Fall In Love with the rookies (davo, mitch, ajuice, etc.) but…. i know Nothing about them so. what’re your fave things/facts I Gotta Know ™ about the rookies

hockeycaptain-deactivated201703:

mcjesus: called manning a bitch
‘i’m not dead mcjesus’
v good at hockey
littolist captain
looks very startled 90% of the time

ajuice: ‘i’m trying dog’
harambe sweater
probably a meme
super shady
why won’t he follow back nate dog
loves him mom a lot

muzz: has an instagram for his dog
is literally a tree branch
feed him
his dog is gonna weigh more than him
like my comment on instagram once
his adam’s apple can be seen from space
stanley cup champion

gaudreau:
uses a child’s stick
ate nothing but nutella for a week and had to go to the doctor
probably shouldn’t live by himself
stuck pucks in his cup to make weight
Johnny Hockey™

dylan larkin: dboss
zoom zoom beep beep motherfucker
when university of michigan stayed in michigan grew up in michigan loves michigan
apparently really bitchy in hs
that one video of him walking,,,

mitchell: his actual real name is mitchell
is 6’0 but probably 12
seriously who let him on the ice
can get auston to do literally whatever he wants
tiny would probably die if u hit him

nuge: jingle the fuck out of my life
the green and purple suit
the bathing suit
nuge is basically a fashion icon
kind of looks like a rat
but not like marchand
but like in a model way
super bitchy
@spaceyho’s bitchy nhl bf

jack the thrill eichel: shady af
get that oilers mic out of my face
fashion eichel
actually a unicorn
competing with sid for ugliest crocs
is there actually a good photo of him?
we just don’t know
he looks the exact same as he did when he was four
help my son

ekdad: looks like a 35 year old lawyer who’s already had one divorce his ex wife won’t let him see the kids anymore, his new girlfriends daughter loves him, his new girlfriend is 18 so we’ll see what happens
who let him on team NA
is probably definitely lying about his age

chicken run: is definitely lying about his age
god made his bone structure
his insta is the softest shit ever
has the nicest abs

colton: Big Boy Season™

big mac: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHH

patchinthenetty:

We will never have a team like the North America Team ever again. We’ve managed to witness the next generation of the NHL play alongside the current generation of hockey greats, and do it with speed, stamina, and skill. We have Saad and Murray, who have a total of 3 Stanley Cups between the two of them on a team of what are considered to be kids. We have Nugent-Hopkins, MacKinnon, Ekblad, McDavid, and Matthews who make up the five number one picks to play on the same team at the same time; Matthews whose career in the NHL hasn’t even begun yet, but he managed to play against, and even beat multiple Stanley Cup champions before he has even had the shot to earn the title himself. These kids grew up in the generation of change, and they’re here to change the way the game itself is played.

Some great things Team North America gave us

mcstromartanen:

– Connor being captain and foreshadowing that he might become the youngest captain in nhl history

-Matthews and McDavid playing together like they have been for years

-Matthews playing like he’s been in the nhl for years despite never playing a game

-That Eichel goal assisted by Matthews and McDavid (what dreams are made of)

-The speed ofc

-Gaudreau’s goal (you know the one)

-Drouin being on the team

-Parayko quietly shining and helping out his team

-The media actually acknowledging how good Parayko was

-Nuge and Johnny Hockey looking like two of the youngest on the team despite being two of the oldest

-Ekblad looking like one of the oldest on the team despite being one of the youngest

-When everyone crowded around Johnny and we saw how tiny he actually is

-Just Dylan Larkin

-Probably the best 3 on 3 overtime ever

-MacKinnon’s OT goal

-Rielly’s reaction to MacKinnon’s OT goal

-Morgan Rielly when MacKinnon scored in overtime

-Rielly jumping and screaming when MacKinnon scored and then holding everyone up bc he was watching the replay

-Rielly’s ‘oh my god’ when he was watching the replay

-Even though it was heartbreaking Tim and Sid’s feature after they got eliminated

-Oh yeah and that one Leafs defenceman reacting to MacKinnon’s OT goal