not enough girls

amireal2u:

peradii:

theory: r2-d2, upon seeing Living Legend Luke Skywalker for the first time in a couple of decades, chases him all around the Resistance base, squealing with rage:You FUCKER you LEFT ME you JEDI PIECE OF SHITE you useless Jedi fuck come back here so I can fucking kill you –

He shocks him repeatedly, while Leia howls with laughter in the background

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Like he’ll wait for the base. He went WENT WITH THEM to the mysterious Island of Exiled Jedi Masters. 😀

Kia Ora…PLEASE WRITE MY ESSAY ON AUCKLAND HOUSING SHORTAGES

useless-newzealandfacts:

~~only if you write mine on child poverty in this country~~

“housing in Auckland is shit, expensive and basically a crime against the poor”word limits are just a maximum right, it can be that short?

– Fantail

EDIT: here’s paragraph two:

betta-ray-bill replied: “also our PM is full of shit and can’t make up his mind as to whether there is or isn’t a housing crisis on a week to week basis”

wonthetrade:

“So, like, we don’t have to get involved in this, right?”
“Nah.”
“Good.”
(EDM vs TOR – 11/29/2016)

imtootiredforthisnonsense:

hohohoforcarlo:

imtootiredforthisnonsense:

hockeycaptain:

hockeycaptain:

my mood is literally any given photo of jack eichel

someone just add literally any photo of eichs and i promise i can relate to it

When any discourse starts up again.

making my way downtown

When a social gathering comes up.

just-shower-thoughts:

I get mild anxiety when I’m listening to the intro and I can’t tell if it’s going to be “Ice Ice Baby” or “Under Pressure”

rightfully-southern:

This still fucking cracks me up

College Major Stereotypes:

purplelittlemermaid:

godxxtrilla:

the-names-nwanda:

mama-connor:

sherlockbringthejam:

ohaiitsarielle:

timeywimey-pendragon:

love-order-chaos-repeat:

dotluvr:

chrybo:

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Choked at Theater

Excuse you

History:

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THIS FUCKING POST

I can honestly tell you that Art and Theater are spot on lol

Fucking music…. just so extra lol