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It’s underratedly convenient when two seperate oven items you’re cooking require the same temperature.
Book Hobbits vs Film Hobbits
Book Frodo: linguistics nerd, hoards books, thinks he is very smart, acts chill but is actually stressed out 100% of the time, will infodump at you about elvish poetry
Film Frodo: Some kind of hipster, probably has anxiety, Elijah Wood’s Beautiful Blue Eyes, has bruises he doesn’t remember getting bcos he’s a clumsy fuck, too good for this sinful (middle) earth
Book Sam: cries when overwhelmed, writes poetry (but is too embarrassed to show it to anyone), Soft ™, drinks beer directly out of the tap, made of feelings and determination, basically a humanoid golden retriever
Film Sam: winner of world’s biggest Dad Friend award, smacks orcs w a frying pan, loves bacon, has accidentally punched self in face at least once,
(ง •̀_•́)ง
Book Merry: acts like a jaded elderly man even though he’s the hobbit equivalent of like 22, fantasises about being a Brave Knight so he can protect his friends, Brandybuck Pride!!, loves pipeweed to a near sexual degree
Film Merry: definitely a stoner, steals vegetables, says ‘fight me’ to people twice his size, Sarcasm is his primary weapon, can eat his own weight in ham
Book Pippin: baby bi, Smol, has 0 impulse control, calls everyone ‘fellow’, does not listen when people talk to him because he is thinking about sandwiches
Film Pippin: literally the dumbest hobbit alive
the lord of the rings gets a lot funnier when you realise that merry and pippin were stoned out of their minds a good half of the time
imagine you and your best friend both have the munchies so you decide to
raid the local farmer’s field when you literally run into your two of
your smoking buddies from the shire and they tell you they’re hiking to
bree to meet gandalf, who you know has some top quality hash stashed on
his person at all times, so you agree to go with them and somehow end up
on a thousand-mile hike to destroy a piece of evil jewellery in a
volcano. congratulations. you’re merry and pippin now.Merry And Pippin Go To
White CastleMinas Tirith
“These are the pills for my heebee jeebee’s”
— An adorable 90 year old woman describing her anxiety medication
*accurately describing
Every official Harry Potter source: Hufflepuffs get along best with Gryfindor!
Every Hufflepuff I know, when asked what house they get along best with: Slytherin
Foxes are just cat software installed into dog hardware
SG teams 2 onwards: we completed the mission and returned home on time.
SG-1: okay… that sounds fake but okay.
SG teams 2 onwards: No conflicts arose and there’s been no signs of any System Lords in the sector for the last 300 years
SG-1: Now you’re just LYING
SG teams 2 onwards: Nobody died on this mission.
Daniel: I feel personally attacked.
Steel Phoenix Studios 