Tag: accurate

coyote-prophet:

vampireapologist:

thor is that chad looking dude pathetic men try to say is the enemy and he’s always sort of messing around in class so u think he’s sort of an ass but one night you end up at the same party as him and find out he’s the DD for everyone there. He makes 15 trips. He carries four grown men into their dorms on his shoulders and makes sure they pass out on their sides so they’re safe but not until he makes all of them drink a glass of water.

then he asks everyone else who’s still conscious if they want to go to steak n’ shake before the night ends. he pays for all the shakes.

I’ve never read a more accurate description of Thor in my life

mitchy-marner:

mitchy-marner:

this has to be the purest third round in stanley cup history. all the teams are such good™ boys

knights? loveable misfit team out there defying the odds & making history

jets? we love a great underdog story do it for the north bbs

tampa bay? hard working swamp bois done the dirty all season

washington caps? goddamnit do these assholes deserve a chance at the cup

cannedviennasnausage:

auradxn:

i’ve been using this website since i was like 13 and i keep getting war flashbacks to old school tumblr like

rise of the brave tangled dragons

“the supernatural fandom has a gif for everything”

fluffy chicken

british youtubers

“ask made rebloggable by request”

missing e.

when people would make individual posts greeting every new follower they got

drapple (truly one of the lowest moments of the harry potter fandom)

those powerpoints that were like “my mum reacts to these generic white guys”

flower crowns

justgirlythings

GLEE

before tumblr took away the ability to edit posts so there were all those “bold what you prefer” surveys

everyone getting betrayed by cole sprouse

the divide between fandom blogs and hipster blogs

those barbie videos

when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone freaked out like the world was ending but literally nothing happened

“i stole them from the president”

the way gifs were like always orange??

mishapocalypse 

LOKI’D

transparent pictures

bronies

that one peter pan face character at disneyland

the fault in our stars and the perks of being a wallflower quotes everywhere

“Ugh love me down”

Posts detailing an event that were comprised almost exclusively of gifs

Jessie slaughter

“What is air”

Comment chains that repeated the same phrase in bold, italics or both

Tumblarity

David karp being called ‘daddy’

Mystery audio posts paired with a weird gif and captioned ‘just play it’

Before text format restrictions were added, half the people on the site went into html mode and typed these long angry rants at like 1000pt

sort:

normal ads: i figured out how to make money from home! click here for more info. mobile packages! play this videogame! 🙂

ads on tumblr.com: hhHHhh beans… Wanna car? . $; Asthma && S K I N grape% ｈｏｒｓｅｓ Click More……… Kim Kardashian Adopts Alien Boy? ££€¥₩£#¥ Tragic I̶̻̳̻͠Ń͎͎͔̙̩͚̤̠V̷̨̩̼Ę̳̲̣͢͞S̠͈̤̤̘͢T̛̗̮̺̥͟ ͓̪̬͚̳̕͜͡I̞̥͚N̷̠̦͔̤ ͓͚̱͔͡S͎̹T͎͍̪͠O͏̱̤͓̖͠C̟̟̯̮̫ͅK̬͚̥̟̮S̢͚̫̘͉̟̖̝ ̻̫̻̺T͎O̝̖̱̥̠̰̞D͉̰͚̫̫̝̪̜ͅA͉̥̠̝̘̗̫Ỳ̧̨͇̞̼̘͈

hushpiper:

angstriddentrashhuman:

malicemanaged:

pedeka:

nannyoggskitchen:

mehofkirkwall:

fangirltothefullest:

squirrelstone:

uswe:

just-shower-thoughts:

A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.

#run right into queue#no no no no no the exact opposite#by this standard a werewolf film written by a woman would be much more interesting because it would be more /varied/#some werewolves who are prepared not only for their own shift but also for those of six of their closest packmates#some werewolves who wake up already covered in fur and look at their ruined clothes and think ‘oh /shit/ that was yesterday’#some werewolves who can’t be assed to figure out what day it is and therefore have an alert set in their phone#so that once a month they wake up not to a blinking ‘wake up’ message but to ‘wake up and Be Prepared’ and dramatic hyena music#(and then inevitably lose/break/forget to charge their phone the day before and spend hours humming uncomfortably#before suddenly remembering at the least convenient moment possible and rushing off stripping as they go)#not to mention the one werewolf who only transforms one night a month and then has to refrain from gloating#while they help their one packmate who’s been shifted for an entire goddamned week and has started dreaming of murder (via @ereborne)

And then there’s that werewolf who goes three full moons without transforming, then transforms one night during a waxing crescent moon.

Now I’m imagining some on the werewolf form of the pill and having to regularly keep up their schedule and one werewolf telling another that they used to have such irregular changes but the pill now makes things so much easier and the other werewolves being like oh man I should talk to my doctor about this.

All i imagined is some poor fucker that’s like “you think you have it bad. I got my first change at 9 and change sporadically every 4 months or so. For 2 weeks. Sometimes it happens randomly so i just gave up.”

   #for days before the change you’re extra growly and constantly want to go for walkies
 

@writernotwaiting

Why. Is this not a thing already. Why.

Wake up pissed and agitated with a headache and slam some aspirin with no real thought to the matter because it must just be a shit day. Halfway through the day they just “…oh shit that explains so much fuck fuck fuck”

@teland