thornescratch:

Caps Breakaway: If You Got Arrested, Who Would You Call With Your One Phone Call?

Given the number of teammates who list Ovi, his connections, and his checkbook, you have to wonder if there’s potential for a “Five Times Alex Ovechkin Had To Get A Teammate Released From Jail At Three In The Morning With A Combo of Bail Money, Charm, And Free Caps Tickets” story lurking somewhere.

Bonus!

10/10 would read

100/10 would read

That awkward moment when you trip,

carey-pricemas:

ohbennie:

But then you just play it off and pretend you’re swimming.

This. This right here is the most Ovi thing ever and no one can tell me different

letangier:

wnnbergs:

r-u-n-n-i-n-g-with-the-wolves:

hail-to-the-goalies:

my eyes are BURNING

(all portraits by TradedNHLPlayer on twitter)

WHAT ON EARTH.

THIS IS THE WORST THING IN EXISTENCE

Marner and Marchand as penguins interest me, and toews as a blue is pretty interesting also.

But Malkin as a hawk? Too disgusting to comprehend