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mattmarns:

in times of sadness, remember that auston and mitch

canonically carpool together

auston matthews confirmed as that person you don’t wanna bug in the morning unless your name is mitch marner

canonically own and wear matching suits

canonically own and wear matching ties

canonically share a blue jays hat

you know the one

consider: you’ve never seen bruce wayne and batman in the same room, or clark kent and superman in the same room, and you’ve also never seen two of those jays hats in the same room as them

the superhero verdict™ is that it’s the same hat

you can’t argue sound logic, kids

sorry, i don’t make up the rules

canonically wait for each other so they can step out onto the ice together

remember that time auston matthews’ #34 reflected in the glass right where mitch marner’s heart is (i love dying and being DEAD)

apparently they also do a warmup together sometimes

canonically go out of their way to sit together on the bench

you could argue line changes yada yada

but i could argue true love because

*selena gomez voice* the heart wants what it wants

what soft boys

canonically go out of their way to sit together in the locker room even though they aren’t stallmates

not stallmates but apparently soulmates am i right

canonically sit together at baseball and basketball outings even when they’re there with other teammates

oh, look, it’s the infamous blue jays hat

consider: they probably go out of their way to sit together at these outings (*cough* dates *cough*) like everywhere else lbr

canonically sing along to songs together

even on the bench

even in the middle of a game

sometimes even with the approval of bon jovi himself for their effort to deliver bench karaoke renditions (cyb bon jovi ships the thing too wow #confirmed)

consider: it’s not a stretch to imagine them partnering up if ever there was a leafs karaoke night

canonically go to fairs together

where mitchell literally giggles at auston because of his basketball skills (or lack thereof rip auston “it’s the ball” matthews)

*cough* more dates *cough* wow

canonically are each other’s biggest fans

on auston’s historic four-goal debut, mitch straight up told reporters it came as no surprise to him (b/c his boyf is #talented and obvs he knew that already, jeez, it’s simple math @ hockey media)

speaking of mitchell “prez of the matthews fan club” marner, he also predicted auston breaking his goal drought literally hours before it happened (and by predicted i mean mitch marner is auston matthews’ good luck charm because what else would i mean)

canonically have had their parental units mixed up

by the same network that said “clearly auston matthews loves him” re: mitch marner

sportsnet: the realest mvp when it comes to these dumbs

canonically look at each other like this

and also like this

and also like this

i can’t believe they invented love