The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
hail satan
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.
*converts to Satanism*
it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…
1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked
2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them
3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there
4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy
5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal
6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved
7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.
8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9: Do not harm young children.
10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’
I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:
Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.
Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.
wow it’s kinda like perking your head outside a window they always told you would be dangerous, and instead… you find only another view, interesting
On a related note, did yall hear about After School Satan?
“After School Satan was created in July of 2016 to ensure that equal
representation for all religions is upheld in public schools, and
religious freedom and plurality is respected. Since the U.S. Supreme
Court ruled in 2001 that religious groups are permitted to establish
clubs to proselytize after hours using public school classrooms, the
Christian based Good News Club has established thousands of such clubs.
In response, The Satanic Temple began a campaign to establish its own
clubs across the United States. According to one organizer, “Whenever
religion enters the public sphere, like the Good News Club at public
schools, we take action to ensure that more than one religious voice is
represented, and that is our intent with the After School Satan Club.”]The clubs follow a standard syllabus, and strive to provide students
with the critical thinking skills necessary to be able to make important
life decisions for themselves. They emphasize a scientific and
rationalist, non-superstitious world view, and oppose “indoctrination”
into other-worldly belief systems”“
Greaves is blunt: We are only doing this because Good News Clubs have
created a need for this. If Good News Clubs would operate in churches
rather than public schools, that need would disappear. But our point is
that if you let one religion into the public schools you have to let
others, otherwise it’s an establishment of religion.“
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