Seems like this post deserves a lot of ~karma~

tlatollotl:

Please, please, PLEASE let this not be a thing.

http://www.history.com/ancient-aliens-the-game

FUCK!!!

I totally just downloaded this

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea

vgktwitter:

favourite tweets from november 4th game against the senators

drilltowardstheheavens:

donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”

this has a great deal of accuracy though

blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander:

my name is wil,
I think its nyce,
to play hockey
upon the ice,
and wen it’s tyme
to run amok-
I stop the game.
I lik the puck.

jiggyknowswhatsup:

christa613:

simplykasai:

If you want to leave fine….I’m still having a faceoff

If a puck falls on the ice and no is around to hit it, is it still a faceoff?

Hockey Philosophy 101

bethosaurus:

sunslammerdown:

rockpapertheodore:

roachpatrol:

just-shower-thoughts:

What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs’ tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to???

#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct #EVER

jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda

This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel, evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one thing

wtf since when is there a wasp named after tuuka rask I’m fcking dying what is this

steel-on-the-ice:

santamitchy:

yeah i remmeber that was a few years ago. after that happened like a few months or osmething idk i went to a game at the ACC (bruins/leafs) and there was a person there in a bee costume with a sign that had tuukka’s name on and everything.

I didn’t believe this so I looked it up. Apparently yes.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/wasp-species-named-bruins-tuukka-rask/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaumatodryinus_tuukkaraski

jakemorph:

genghis-khanye:

graatrunk:

sosyebabe:

What you got made fun of in school for?

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents

nutslayer is a powerful title

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer