wintersoldierfell:

wintersoldierfell:

i’m so tired of movies whose only real premise is “the best dude in the world at this non-white thing… is a white dude.” like The Last Samurai, where Tom Cruise is for some reason the only one who can properly understand samurai culture. i want the opposite of that. i want a movie where the best person in the world at this extremely white thing is a non-white person. Like imagine Aziz Ansari has to enter a bagpiping contest to save the honor of some teeny Scottish town and ends up marrying the stoic, humorless Scottish babe who is inexplicably good with swords. Or the fate of the American nation somehow depends on Li Bingbing learning how to play bluegrass. Or idk Canada’s hockey team has lost its coach and is going to suck and only the magic of Lupita Nyong’o can save them. Or maybe there’s a sports team from a country that doesn’t traditionally do the sport and oh I’m thinking of Cool Runnings. Let’s all rewatch Cool Runnings

…anyway has Aziz Ansari seen this post yet

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

all-bi-myself-and-i:

copperbadge:

drgaellon:

copperbadge:

librariansheart:

vaspider:

alexadooodle:

This idea came to me at 3am so don’t ask.

@seananmcguire

@copperbadge Sounds about right.

*puts on sunglasses*

I did get lochnessed by @seananmcguire the other day though so I am still capable of being humbled. 

How did you come to be mentioned by @seananmcguire ?

She reblogged the post I did about Millennials and self-esteem – I think it was actually for the commentary that others had added, but I’ll take the free publicity 😀 

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Pretty much all of you are wearing the popular sunglasses from my perspective.

http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_mrshr23AwS1qbik96o1_r1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://steel-phoenix.tumblr.com/post/162823945011/audio_player_iframe/steel-phoenix/tumblr_mrshr23AwS1qbik96?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mrshr23AwS1qbik96o1_r1.mp3

thesylverlining:

master-of-majjyks:

t-temmy:

regular-fangirl-attacks:

radondoran:

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

coloradoqueen:

kingofrunes:

yourshipsaregross:

disgustinganimals:

pizzacatsandboobs:

kaible:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. 🙂

Bless Meatloaf

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