We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid:
“Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!”
“Lord, throw some brains from the heavens.“
fave follow-up: “oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft.” – “or stones as long as he hits the mark”
Germans don’t fuck about.
Tag: brb dying of laughter
so im reading the wolf among us comic and look what i just found
oh
MY
GOD
imagine banana with any other vowel
bununu
benene
bonono
binini
bynyny
meanwhile in calgary…
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS ICONIC POST IN SCREENSHOTS
HOLY SHIT IT’S REAL
always reblog the hogwarts house light saber knife post.
orignal post x
this is good
I’ve ruined Jurassic Park for my bf now he can’t watch it without hearing this tune
THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs
omg how cute what are they???
#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth
oMFG
what is it tho
that looks really adorable
(◎♊◉✿)
They’re -large train drives by-
…..
I’m upset.What are they?
Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-
They look cool, I want one
Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-
Oh hey ********************************
JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing.
Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then.
…What was I saying?
Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–
SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE
Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*
Really? Honestly, anyone who’s been on the internet could see that these are – *rumbling crash as the ceiling falls in*
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
I guess he had some beeves with this new information
“There’s no i in team”
what kinda reach
their blog name is literally algebratwo
yeah i know my alphabet: a, b, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, lmao, p…
this was supposed to be a funny joke but i just realized i actually forgot c and my life is in shambles







