Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you
Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip
wanted to redraw an old domestic samsteve doodle, and added sambucky!! maybe a rival chefs au?? and perhaps sam love triangle c: (thank u @starbucky for that iconic ideA)
PLUS THEIR APRONS: steve “kiss the captain”, bucky has a disney ratatouille one, and sam references his original falcon design!
“What in the land’s name happened to your hair?” M’Baku said, walking to him under the banian.
“Shuri said it was in her way,” Ingcuka answered placidly, as if he had not worn his hair up in messy buns every time M’Baku had seen him before. “And then the kids decided it needed color.”
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