“Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”
What a load of crap !!! One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.
“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.
Cats also grieve. This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
like this is pretty obvious and i shouldnt be shocked but like
this is what an anteater skull looks like
like its really obvious that Thats Whats Going On under that skin but like….huh. thats what an anteater skull looks like. a piece of driftwood. a door wedge.
So I just spent twenty minutes standing out in the front yard of my In-Laws house being bitten by mosquitoes and getting my sandals soaked becuase THERE IS A FAMILY OF FOXES DENNING UNDER THE HOUSE AND THEY HAVE NO LESS THAN FIVE FAT ADORABLE LITTLE BABY KITS AND THEY WERE ALL ROLLING AROUND AND PLAYING ON THE LAWN AND I COULD WATCH THEM FROM THE PORCH EVEN THOUGH THE SPRINKLERS WERE ON AND IT’S THE MOST ADORABLE THING i’VE EVER SEEN GOODBYE EVERYONE I HAVE TRANSCENDED TO THE BEST PLANE.
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