thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

i-just-tardis-blue-myself:

snakewife:

coolcatgroup:

Have a good day at work little buddy

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY.

His name is Black and was adopted by the workers of a construction site in Antofagasta, Chile. He was found by some workers near the area, when he was just a kitten, and they decided to take care care of him.  The workers loved him and one of the cleaning ladies of the site designed some mini reflective jackets- and other outfits- for him.  He was officialy named foreman  and had its own access credential to the construction site.
I belive the constrution work finished on 2017 and he was adopted by one of the employees.

Look at him!

He is such a good site foreman!

He’s working so hard and doing such a good job! ❤

zarekthelordofthefries:

acceptableduraz:

zarekthelordofthefries:

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

It turns out a lot of animals can’t see the difference between orange and green!  Elephants, for instance, have dichromatic vision (two types of cones, rather than three like most humans.) 

Check out this diagram from ResearchGate.  It deals with the color vision of horses, who are also generally dichromatic.  (I think, though I’m not sure, that zebras would have the same color vision as horses.)  See how orange and green look to them?

Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

lilithyanstuff:

the-last-hair-bender:

pazdispenser:

butterflyinthewell:

gaytreasure:

catsbeaversandducks:

This Cat

“I FOUND A SPECIAL CATTO TODAY AND HER NAME WAS TIMINE
(PRONOUNCED TEE-MEE-NE)”

Photos/caption by Joëlle Bouthillier – via Shocking Group of D E N G Catto!!

this is the karpati mutation! there’s not a lot known about it, but we do know that it’s a dominant trait and most likely temperature sensitive. kittens are born white and get darker as they get older, and they can have this pattern show up on any coat colouration! so you can have tabby or tortie or red karpatis. it’s pretty cool.

This cat looks like something out of a magical realm where animals can talk like humans.

this looks like a cat drawn by someone who’s very lenient on what ‘white marks’ on a cat means

This cat is a werewolf.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This is totally what a werecat looks like.

it has been a long week and i am very tired

spooky-marley:

human-dumpsterfire:

i-just-need-a-fairytail:

carry-on-my-wayward-wuffles:

coolcatgroup:

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beckpoppins:

fistfightsandstilettos:

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kibi-kiwi:

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e-marie-potterhead:

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cizayox:

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akycha:

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crazybarks42:

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madamehardy:

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1000heartbeats:

ishuzu:

star-anise:

pls show me your cats

this is Buster, showing us her very dirty feet.

This is Dany. He has anxiety, but he’s full of love.

This is Tally, a 10 yo 18 pound Maine Coon, who will let you use her tummy for a pillow when you’re sad, and will just purr & groom you until you feel better 💕

This is Jareth, a rescue who advises you to consider the benefits of a good long nap

This is Miss Noir. Her hobbies include being besties with the food bag, running away from things in fear, and stairstep lurking.

This is Miss Nicole. Her hobbies include being an immense asshole.

This is Uno. He thinks things are gonna be okay. I intend to believe him.

This is Kit. He likes chasing bugs, digging in his litter box, and being aggressively cuddly.

this is crookshanks she’s orange

this is Keyes he’s my lead strategist

this is toast, hes a cool dude

This is Rosie. She’s loud because she’s full of bees

This is Sweety he is very large

This is Khensu he belongs to my neighbors he’s half Maine coon I hang out with him when he gets lonely

This is little cat, she loves headbutts and standing on people

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this is Elly she’s very soft and a butthole

This is Lord Peter Wimsey and he thinks everything belongs to him.

This is Pumpkin he has a great purr but his dignity is defective

This is naruto uzumaki and hes a little cunt

This is Latte; she’s charging her warmth meter by my hot PC and getting ready for a lap attack.

That’s Litellest Kitty who gives me allergy and gets really fluffy in the winter TT

This is Lucky she’s very angry

This is Booger, he’s 20 pounds and an asshole but he likes chin scratches and snoring

Here a two-for-one! Shadow and Simba, who both know they’re not supposed to be on the fucking kitchen table, but if they look cute enough they might get away with it (they definitely do).

This is Roman. He thinks biting and showing affection are the same thing.

This is Keli on @thisallegra’s robe. She’s meowsy and loves pets and scritches.

this is dia, he shows his love by biting

this is Sneaker, he’s a bed hog

this is link and he’s really working with his acting coach right now so he can land the role of salem on the new sabrina show

This is my acquaintances´cat. I don´t know his name. He´s fluffy and mysterious and probably a model.

This is Rumplestiltskin, he’s afraid of everything he cuddles if it’s cold outside

Princess Tigerbelle is always willing to cuddle

Meet Torfifi, the most adorable kitterino on earth

This is Oreo he graduated

This is Bean and he hates people ignoring him in favour of school work

This is Jasper James, his interests include, garlic bread, and screaming.

blueelectricangels:

snowqueenvictor:

harinezumiko:

thenerdbeast:

budgiebazooka:

anti-anti-survivor:

pumpkinvictor:

pumpkinvictor:

pumpkinvictor:

pumpkinvictor:

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: no

brain: the lions just got fed raw meat

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

me:

rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received

I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain. 

sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering

@harinezumiko

This 100% was me at the zoo. Don’t touch Melon, he’s mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it?

Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won’t get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine.

Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM.

The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they don’t have antlers. The male deer is locked up while we’re putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical horns, because he thinks the females are doing it.

The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes they’ve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don’t give him fruit loops. He is a jerk.)

The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she’s on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets.

Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac’s enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though she’s a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite.

The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man.

All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don’t know you and they are very distressed that you’re taking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not learn. Do not pet the guinea pig.

this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you

as biologist, can confirm

brain: that frog is very small
me: well spotted, brain
brain: put smol frog in mouth
me: no!

brain: that lynx…looks so fluffy…
me: it does
brain: we should pet it.
me: it’s awake and angry so no.

brain: baaaaby bunny.
me: yup.
brain: baby bunny goes in pocket
me: nooo it doesn’t.

kedreeva:

end0skeletal:

by

Georg Scharf

birds were invented by sticking a bunch of weapons and feathers on a ball of pure hubris and bringing it to life by the power of spite and fight alone, they are completely lacking in the ability to regret bad decisions like the ones about to be made above

I’d contend that they’re dinosaurs who have never quite forgotten it.