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Tag: cute animals
this is Duke
Duke tried to go through the cat door
the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food
Duke is NOT in fact, a cat
Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp)
oh my god.
I am so happy
Showing off a hummingbird’s iridescent head
rotate the boy
little fairy✨✨
cute animal facts to cheer you up:
- cats “headbutt” people because they make them feel safe, or they trust them.
- when puppies play fight, boy puppies will often let girl puppies win.
- the grizzly bear’s name comes from the word “grizzled” which means ‘streaked with gray hair’.
- wombat poo is cube-shaped to stop it from rolling away…
- dogs will sneeze to tell other dogs that they’re playing, so when they’re playing rough it doesn’t turn into a fight.
- gray squirrels bury nuts all over the place, and often forget them, growing new trees. this makes them more ecologically friendly than red squirrels, who store nuts in piles on the ground which don’t take root.
- infant pygmy marmosets babble to develop their language skills, similarly to the way human babies babble.
- two-toed sloths cannot shiver to stay warm like other mammals due to their low metabolic rates and little muscle tissue.
- yawning is infectious because it supplies a method for the most sleepy to forcefully communicate their need for rest and thus ensures that the group rests/sleeps together.
- baby dolphins have spines on the sides of their tongue. the spines zip up to make a straw so that they can drink the mother’s milk without getting salt water in it.
- when a rabbit is happy it will sometimes jump in the air twist it’s body. this is called a binky.
- the red panda uses its long bushy tail not only for balance, but also as a blanket during chilly winter nights.
- baby japanese macaques make snowballs. they do not use them for any survival purposes, they just like to have fun.
- manatee calves nurse underwater from teats under their mothers flippers.
- baby elephants will suck their own trunks for comfort.
THEY DID THEIR BEST
Says the big kitty: “this was my original intention.” With much dignity!
it just stays there
Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.
I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
Horse Terms for Non-Horsey People
Green: A horse that doesn’t know shit. A kid horse. A lil punk horse.
Bridle: The head thing for riding.
Halter: The head thing for leading.
Lead rope: Horse leash.
Pony: A shorter, stockier equine. NOT a baby horse. Sometimes also used as a term of endearment towards larger horses.
Dressage: Fancy-ass horse dance.
Lunging: Making the horse go in circles around you on a long line, sometimes with another person on its back. Good way to teach Green horses the basics and a good way to start new riders.
Stirrup: Where your foot goes when you get on.
Girth: Horse belt.
Boots and Polo Wraps: Thingies that go on the horse’s legs to protect them. NOT casts.
Fly Mask: NOT A BLINDFOLD
Schoolie: A horse that will teach you what’s what and also possibly kill you. Usually ornery pieces of shit but also indispensable and amazing.
Paint: cow horse.
Warmblood: Large, fancy, lovable-weirdo-type horse.
Mare: Female horse. Probably thinking about the easiest way to make you cower in fear right now.
Gelding: Castrated male horse. Probably fearfully eyeing the mare.
Stallion: Un-castrated male horse. Probably eyeing the mare with a mixture of fear and lust.
Nicker: A grunting noise a horse makes when it’s “happy to see you” (read: looking for treats).