Being a DM and writing your own campaigns is like buying your cats an elaborate cat condo and watching those dumb idiots spend 4 days in the box it came in eating packing peanuts

*slams the reblog so fast*

before dnd: why is my cat swiping at me when i stop petting him

after dnd: i left melee range, so of course he gets an attack of opportunity

lazuli43:

These posts matched each other so perfectly I thought they were the same post at first

offateandfortune:

My D&D family is growing! Finally got some love up for rangers, druids, clerics, paladins, and barbarians ❤
Get them as stickers here

nunnatheinsanegerbil:

uhohabear:

uhohabear:

uhohabear:

Get you a party this lit

Let’s recap where we are at so far.

Oh and we can’t forget!

That last addition got me so bad

caecilius-est-pater:

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

theshitpostcalligrapher:

wearemage:

wanderingxrivers:

@hedgiwithapen, I see no lies.

Amen.

List of resources for dnd

weaver-of-tales:

hawkeabelas:

meonlyred:

corseque:

deweydecimalchickens:

breadofthewild:

mushroomancy:

occams-lazer:

mushroomancy:

mushroomancy:

roll20: Make an account to play the game

Orcpub: For hosting and editing your character sheet

DND Wiki: Homebrew things, races, classes, misc

Players Handbook: Rules how to play how to make a character, all basic information for playing a game

Discord: to talk during and about the game

Mythweavers: another character sheet editor

Homebrewery: homebrew creation tool. Uses basic coding language to great effect.

If anyone wants to join just join the discord server and post your character

http://autorolltables.github.io/#

can randomly generate just about ANYTHING. awesome for dms

Tabletop Audio: background music and sound effects for the ambience.

PCGen – a character creation program that handles all the tricky and tedious parts of building characters, including NPCs.

d20pfsrd.com – all the free information you would ever need to play Pathfinder, an alternative to D&D

DiceCloud: Interactive character sheet that can be edit and shared with yourself or others easily. Pulled up anywhere with internet connection on PC, Mac, or mobile device. Use it to also mark down health, death saving throws, spell slots, experience, and more on the fly.

DnDMagic: List all spells currently available from Player’s Handbook and Elemental Evil.

5th Edition Spellbook app: Make spellbooks for all your characters, manage spells, prepare spells. Keep track of Spell Save DC, and Spell Attack bonus on your mobile device.

Squire – Another character creation and management app. Contains most of the basic info and spells already, with options to create spells, items, classes/subclasses, etc. This is the free version, but pro has more options for DMs, including initiative order control.

@salios

Character Creation

yourplayersaidwhat:

Dm: “Let me get this straight, you want to play an undead bard?”

Me: “his name is Dead Sheeran”

psychoboy777:

p0e-dameron:

vann-haal:

p0e-dameron:

han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time

why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave

Han: “Uh, we’re fine… Uh, how are you?”

DM: …

DM: Roll Deception.

Han: You know what, fuck it, I blow up the console. Chewie, we’re about to have company!