you were my first / that’s why it hurts

“After NHLer Ryan Suter lost a fruit-sniping face-off to Edmonton’s Nugent-Hopkins, Suter had to do something a little out of character.” (link)

trentonthundah:

i ghostwrote this tweet

bisexualkrisletang:

listen i still hate nuge’s facial hair it’s honetsly a tragedy but he’s doing it because he’s so excited for the playoffs??? that’s so cute????

hockeyymom:

“CTV Edmonton News captured Connor McDavid playing keep-away with Patrick Maroon’s son Anthony or Little Rig” (x)

ok but what if you married whomever was on your phone background what would your name be

nestofstraightlines:

ooksaidthelibrarian:

kimbureh:

singoallala:

flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy:

thevideowall:

quousque:

well i guess i’m marrying my sister’s cat

I’m marrying some william morris wallpaper

I’m in a poly marriage with Baze and Chirrut.

I’M MARRIED TO SPACE. ALL OF IT. Quit yelling @ the void my husband is trying to sleep

i am married with blue and yellow color mixed on a convas, so yeah basically poly

I’m sharing the poly marriage with Baze and Chirrut with Gurdy and I’m also married to Carrie Fisher/Leia.
Nice.

Ooh Lumiere Fesitval giant illuninated fish lantern, sexy

Five of the Edmonton Oilers. At least one of whom I’m fairly sure is already married. I think what name I would take would be kind of a very minor issue at that point, lol.