goblin-heart:

Let me impart to you all some Goblin Life Advice 

-appreciate simple physical pleasures, like a warm home, soft bed, and a full stomach. life isn’t always easy for goblins, so be mindful of the comforts you have now.

-savor the taste of food, especially meat or fresh bread

-make comfy pillow and blanket nests when it’s cold out

-if possible, sleep or snuggle in piles of your loved ones. Goblins are all about community. plus its basically a form of hoarding

-save things that you could reuse or recycle later

-save and wash plastic food containers (ex coolwhip) -use as tupperware 

-thrift shop. cheap clothes!! usually the smell comes out in the wash. 

-make your room your own space. mark it as your territory. fill it with your hoard. turn your bed into a nest fit for a gobling creche. 

-arrange your life to be comfortable and utilitarian without worrying about what others think of it. if ur depressed and need food, you can grocery shop in ur pjs without showering if that’s all u have the energy for. necessities first! go to ur 8 am without makeup. 

-adorn yourself in all the tacky, fun things you want without worrying about “fashion”

-free yourself from the idea that you need to be attractive to deserve respect and love in this world. 

-free yourself from the idea that you always need to seem to be put together in public. your life is not a performance and you owe nothing to no one

-let yourself ugly laugh in public