Here’s Geno’s clip of the ‘audition’
Tag: evgeni malkin
r-u-n-n-i-n-g-with-the-wolves:
my eyes are BURNING
(all portraits by TradedNHLPlayer on twitter)
WHAT ON EARTH.
THIS IS THE WORST THING IN EXISTENCE
Marner and Marchand as penguins interest me, and toews as a blue is pretty interesting also.
But Malkin as a hawk? Too disgusting to comprehend
me@Habs and Avs: you can’t haaaaaaaave hiiiiiiiiiiim
me@Canucks: even Pricey and Ovi can’t save you
I just realized geno and malkin are the same person, so as you can see my hockey education is going swimmingly.
update: the canadiens and the habs are, in fact, the very same team and not two different teams as previously thought
The Bolts and the Lightning are also one and the same. Carry on.
you’re messing with me.
I swear
Some relatable quotes by Evgeni Malkin
“Everything is awful.”
“I am so tired.”
“Holy fuck…”
“Good morning. I want sleep.”
“I’m emotional guy.”
“Jeeesus!”
“The fuck’s this?”
“HEY FUCK YOU! LET’S FUCKING GO!”
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