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Reasons to learn German

• you can take questioning your life choices even further with the 6 different words for why
• forget a word? just make a new one!!!
• so that you can then learn german dialects which will constantly make you cry / lose the will to live / ruin your life
• for the quality tunes such as atemlos durch die nacht👌👌👌👌👌
• to spend your nights trying to pronounce ch and r and losing all of your dignity in the process
• prepositions that make no sense
• you can make your own bullshit ‘in german there is a word for this very specific thing’ post
• don’t feel like people tell you that german is a violent language often enough? start learning it!!!
• word order that will either be really easy for you to understand or the cause of all your nightmares from now on
• to be able to read the absolute joy that is kafka
• words that do what they say on the tin
• anything can be an adjective if you try hard enough
• sentences that are half a page long
• bc it’s german!!!!! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪