Big Stick quality review, by G. G. Dog, your resident Really Big Stick Quality Control Officer

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Location of the August test: Rhine river beach.
An overcast day so only one swimmer.

Great place to zoom around in the water and cool down.
5/5 – my favourite.

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The stick: found by the river, which is unusual – not many trees there.

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Chewability: excellent. Chewable without splintering all to bits. Miles ahead of the usual crumble found by the river. Stick lasted all walk. 5/5

Size: Too big for the Peoplefriend to throw it any distance, but not large enough to play in the Really Big Stick Big Leagues. Acceptable, but not impressive. 3/5

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Durability: excellent. Lasted all play session and through the walk into town and then home 5/5 – fantastic

Appearance: got many admiring looks carrying it through town. A very smart stick to be seen with. 5/5

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In conclusion: BEST EVER 10/10 – YOU WANT THIS STICK BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE BECAUSE IT’S MINE

A Very Serious Review Of Waterholes, by G. G. Dog, esq, Resident Forest Puddle/Really Big Stick Quality Control Officer

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Peoplefriends with cars are THE BEST. Forest walks are THE BEST. Puddles are THE BEST. Giant sticks are THE BESTEST

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Waterhole 1.

Right at the start of the walk, so BEST because convenient. Could dive in straight away before I got hot. Not very deep though and no good sticks.
3 stars.

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Peoplefriends called me away before I could grab the nice straight stick an old man was walking around with. Found a better stick not far from there though. BEST STICK.

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Waterhole 2:

Middle of the walk, and this one is always full so I zoom ahead long before the peoplefriends get there so I have extra swimming time.
It wasn’t as full as last time but still, nice and big, BEST mudding properties, a good cool place to stop and play with BEST STICK. 4 stars.

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Waterhole 3
THE BEST PUDDLE – 5 stars

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HUGE and there was an EVEN BETTER BEST STICK

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The REALLY EXCELLENT BEST STICK

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In conclusion: BEST DAY EVER

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