amatalefay:

ericvilas:

shinelikethunder:

animatedamerican:

bigscaryd:

rosegoldlips:

rosegoldlips:

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

you tried to read the words as prose
but noticed how its scansion goes
and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya
recall the phrase you love the most
then once again reblog this post
and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits.
Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time,
Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
Another rhyme, a rising note – congratulations, you just wrote
Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

semitics:

galewing-the-cat:

transbian-against-terfs:

thecybersmith:

transbian-against-terfs:

thecybersmith:

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:

thecybersmith:

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:

thecybersmith:

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs:

thecybersmith:

comcastkills:

thecybersmith:

comcastkills:

thecybersmith:

comcastkills:

thecybersmith:

wahbegan:

comcastkills:

only on tumblr can someone with a human pet fetish give 19th century monarch style political hot takes

hey hi what the fuck does this say i literally can’t understand any of it it’s like you just strung a bunch of random words together

Some innocent statements of mine were taken out of context and widely distributed.

@comcastkills is referencing that fact in a futile gambit to discredit me.

Note the absence of any word “fetish”.

why else would you want a human pet what the f

Their easier to house-train.

They can eat a broader range of foods (not obligate Carnivores like cats and dogs).

They aren’t banned from restaurants.

They don’t shed on the carpet.

Lots of reasons.

#when will this man die….

When the last star falls silent.

When the void is as cold and empty as the hearts of my detractors

When all is dust beneath the uncaring gaze of entropy.

When the lie of existence is laid bare.

When there is nothing at all which dares to pretend that it is real.

When I am truly alone.

perhaps not even then…

It’s okay dude, you can admit it’s a fetish.

I would prefer not to.

I have a traingirl fetish and I’m perfectly open about it. The stigma around unusual fets need to end. People need to stop using our fets against us in arguments!

I don’t mean to be intrusive, but does that extend to older steam trains, or only to modern diesel/electric trains?

Modern trains, but if an anthro steam train girl was well executed I’m sure I’d welcome her with open arms.

Thanks for sharing that.

IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE OMG

Yes, you are.

So am I.

So is everyone else.

You aren’t special.

damn human pet dude dropping facts

🤘🏻😔🤘🏻

this is the legendary post. if you look at it directly, you will die instantly. i can confirm, i’m typing this from my grave.

The train trigger guy… trying to help the monarch human pet guy come to terms with having a fetish… I’m. I need a moment

i-am-a-fish:

that1geekyartistgirl:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

somebody-cool:

i-am-a-fish:

twilaflapplesnaps:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

goddesssword:

i-am-a-fish:

not-anyones-bi-tch:

i-am-a-fish:

Is it ok if i swear?

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

f

yes go on

im nervous

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

fu…

fuc

fuck.

fuck

fuck!

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

calm down buddy

sorry…

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!

Fuck

Amazing

Thank youuu!!

And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!

lazulisong:

leupagus:

wildehacked:

leupagus:

wildehacked:

honestly the grossest part about boiling the flesh off of someone’s head has got to be, like, figuring out what to do with the eyebrows, right? 

Uh

you know very well that there are drawbacks to having an imagination

This doesn’t sound like imagination this sounds like you have something in the woodshed

Well either you’d pluck them off before hand or they would loosen during the boiling and you could skim them with the rest of the scum, right?

standard-dingo:

charlotteodu:

kaleighbytheway:

walkingstardust:

kaleighbytheway:

elfpen:

godotal:

Tiger walking through algae.

yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want

tiger walking through clouds

tiger walking through lava

tiger walking through space

tiger walking through macaroni and cheese

like the possibilities are endless

thank you algae greenscreen

WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!

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I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)

I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.